Google Analytics is a fantastic waste of time

Hello visitors from Perth and Brisbane! Greetings from Washington DC! Stuttgart, Geislingen, good to see you, how are things? British isles? There’s so many of you here that it’d be silly to list all the cities. I hope you’re having better weather than we’re getting here in the colonies. Dear Canada, your retention rate is […]

Loathe though I am to admit it, I can’t hate Bill Gates

It’s practically a prerequisite of becoming a stereotypical geek: Build up a healthy hatred of Bill Gates. I feathered my cap with that particular requirement back in highschool… but it looks like I have to let that hate go. Why? Dude is working to kill malaria in our lifetime, and his most successful investment involves […]

Listening to myths

A lot of my writing has an accompanying sound track. Actually, a lot of my writing has accompanying soundtracks, interesting actors, beautiful sets, expensive costumes, and epic cg. I type, and things explode in slow motion, it’s _awesome_. Well, it’s awesome to me anyways. Gaiman is right again, no one can see the world inside […]

Woo. Go me.

Well that’s one task down and many more to go. I’ll write a more thorough introduction later. Suffice it to say, you’ve stumbled across a completely uninteresting personal blog. I’ve established this space to discuss matters of Great Importance To the National Discourse ™. If this message is the lone survivor of this effort, then […]