The taxman maketh weird lists

My favorite things from the Comptroller of Maryland’s taxable businesses “Miscellaneous” section:

• Morticians, Monuments, Markers
• Itinerant Vendors, Peddlers
• Horse, Cattle, Pets, and Taxidermy
• Aircraft, Space Vehicle, Missile Mfg.

I want  a peddler’s licence. I want one. But it’s not the most accurate listing for me, and I don’t want to screw with the comptroller. Sigh. Missile Manufacturing it is.