My favorite things from the Comptroller of Maryland’s taxable businesses “Miscellaneous” section:
- Morticians, Monuments, Markers
- Itinerant Vendors, Peddlers
- Horse, Cattle, Pets, and Taxidermy
- Aircraft, Space Vehicle, Missile Mfg.
I want a peddler’s licence. I want one. But it’s not the most accurate listing for me, and I don’t want to screw with the comptroller. Sigh. Missile Manufacturing it is.