Well that’s one task down and many more to go. I’ll write a more thorough introduction later. Suffice it to say, you’ve stumbled across a completely uninteresting personal blog. I’ve established this space to discuss matters of Great Importance To the National Discourse ™.
If this message is the lone survivor of this effort, then I caution you, weary internet traveler. Beyond these abandoned halls lies the Ozymandian desert of apathy and discontent. Look with pity upon this lone entry, the sole remnant of a spoiled creative sort with too much time on his hands.